You know the Kashi isn't 'lean' when you have five bowls of it, right? You've packed on a few pounds since I last saw you. Think you can handle that? You comfortable?Įvie: Yeah, surprisingly comfortable actually. All you have to do is lay on my tummy and shut your little gullet. I don't really have a comeback for that, so I'm just going to lift you in the air Lion King style and pretend to be Rafiki, because I know you hate when I do that.Įvie. Got it?Įvie: You realize you have absolutely no authority over me and I find this hilarious, right? That means you have five and a half hours to talk allllll the shit you want, but when 11 o'clock rolls around, it's time to shut your face. I have a 7:15 doctor's appointment tomorrow morning, so I will be going to bed at 11 o'clock tonight. Considering your job, you might as well be licking your own ass.
I know you watch Dynasty and eat pita chips all day. Meg: Oh, I'm sorry Evie, but some of us actually have to work while some of us get to stay at home and lick our own ass.Įvie: Bitch please.
Scene 1: Įvie: Well, well, well.look who finally decided to come home.
